Spiritual dating websites
I didn’t have one, so I chose the Old Testament instead. ) My Christian friends informed me that choosing a whole book wasn’t technically a passage, and that I could go with a popular section like “Love is patient, love is kind,” but that brought back too many memories of a dying Mandy Moore in .
I chose a profile photo of myself in a Santa onesie. It got approved, as did all my other conservatively dressed photos.
Also strange: if members didn’t fill out their height and weight, their profile would be deleted — weird, since most people are going to lie anyway.
Oh well, at least everyone on the site knows not to challenge me to a limbo contest.
The interface of the app is SO much easier to use than dharma Match, Christian Mingle and Atheist Passions.
It’s Tinder-like, with some swiping and no payment (insert your cheap-Jew stereotype here).
My friend Kelsey commented that it might be because religious Christians (at least the ones we knew) get married young, and there wasn’t anyone older.
It turned out our stereotypes were wrong and that the problem was that my settings were on the 18- to 23-year-old filer.
Their success testimonials include very bizarre stories like this about women treating men poorly:“I will say when I started my pages about nine months ago, it took me a good month before I started seeing interest from people, and actually I have been exceedingly lucky to have found (just two months after I started) a wonderful man.I did not meet the religious (or spiritual, or atheist) man of my dreams, but I did laugh — a lot.And I scored one late-night invitation to come over to someone’s house in my pajamas, which I declined. It sucks to be one of the only kids in your elementary school not getting a visit from Santa, and it still sucks as an adult.Anyway, the bios on the site weren’t very impressive, and some were even offensive.
Like this one that read, “I am a nice, smart, polite and honest human being with a good, kind heart.As much as I had hoped to celebrate Christmas one day, a month to flirt behind a screen was a bit steep.